Having met a really beautiful mother, the dude was incredibly nervous. He couldn’t figure out how to surprise her on the first date, how to impress her. He came with a bouquet of flowers, and he didn’t forget the gift either. And I made a bunch of plans for the day. But although she was a girl of divine appearance, she was simple, like everything ingenious. Why squish your tits, she reasoned, when it’s better to just have sex and not worry about it? And you can’t argue, the macho thought, quickly taking off his pants. And really: why complicate things?
