A tin foil hat doesn't help, let's try anal fisting

Meeting someone with whom you can discuss topics that are interesting to both of you is not so easy. Especially if you are into something unusual, like conspiracy theories. But our heroes succeeded, and now every evening they can enjoy their dialogues about aliens and reptilians. But soon the suspicious guy begins to suspect that his tin foil hat is not really saving him; enemy waves begin to probe his brain! Luckily, the chick has a cure for this: a strap-on in the ass, and everything is fine!