Burying yourself between the milkings of a donut is real happiness
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Wherever the guy looked for reassurance. And I climbed the Himalayan mountains, and in distant Nepal I visited local temples, but still something vanity overcame me. And he found shelter between the huge milkings of a fat woman, as big as a house. I buried my head between them, like an ostrich in the sand, and let’s meditate. And here it is - Nirvana! Now, all so enlightened, he began to develop her divine vagina. She was covered in copious amounts of hair, which only added to the coziness. And what else does a spiritual seeker need for happiness? No fucking need anymore.
