It’s not for nothing that they say that drinking beer is harmful. And in this guy's case, it's not just about growing a big belly. When the last bottle ran out, he went to the store to replenish his supplies. But he inadvertently left his girlfriend alone with a vulgar friend, who also happened to be her coach in college. Once the poor guy was out the door, they wasted no time. And we had sex right in the kitchen. And we managed to do everything before he returned, that’s what sport means, not beer!
