A certain Latino took his girlfriend on a shopping spree, and he brought a blonde whom he had met the day before into his bedroom. For a while they fussed around in bed and went crazy with happiness, but then the Latina chick returned and crap all the raspberries on them. Moral: you need to whore on neutral territory. Or, at worst, watch the clock. Be that as it may, the blonde's ass was worth cheating on her woman.
